Turn ons:

A ukulele in my backpack, songs in parking lots, portraits of strangers, compliments like a best fetish, rudeness followed by a kiss, and a little chaos—that’s my style. Don’t be afraid. Or be afraid—but then I’ll get bored.

Turn offs:

1. Theres no requests without a tip 2. I do not perform unspecified actions 3. Without insults 4. Pay my price for actions 5. Have fun and have a lot of fun

About me:

I'm looking for someone who won't be put off by my 5'3" height (just kidding—I'm just petite but sharp). From the outside, I’m the classic straight-A student: dark hair, hazel eyes, and that ever-present dusty ukulele case on my back. Now take off your rose-colored glasses: I love it when someone grabs my waist a little roughly and tells me what to do, but right after that, they have to whisper something sweet in my ear. Compliments are my fuel. If you call me beautiful, I might even play you something sad on the ukulele. I draw portraits, sing in the shower, and in parking lots. If you don’t run away from the “angel—little devil” contrast on the first date, let’s give it a try