Turn ons:

* when it's raining outside, when you can wrap yourself in a blanket, drink cocoa and make silly faces * to sing sloppy versions of Lady Gaga's songs loudly in the shower * When you laugh at my stupid jokes!

Turn offs:

* When the Internet goes down at the most interesting moment * Serious faces for no reason. Life is too short to be a buk! * People without a sense of humor. If you can't laugh at how badly I stumbled out of the blue, we're unlikely to work together * When there is no cheese in the fridge. This is a tragedy of universal proportions

About me:

If you're looking for the perfect serious model with lots of rules, you've got the wrong door, my friend. I'm the kind of girl who can start dancing to random commercials, name her cat as the main critic of my outfits, and in the middle of a conversation suddenly ask, "Have you ever tried cheesecakes with garlic? It's life-changing."