Turn ons:

I could listen to art lectures forever. Even if the topic is "Neolithic pottery", I'll find the drama in it. And exhibitions are like quests for me: find the weirdest artist and try to figure out what they were on

Turn offs:

be kind to me!

About me:

hi! I'm Maggie! The one who can stare at a single painting for half an hour, then suddenly exclaim, "Look, that highlight on his sleeve!" Don't be alarmed - it's a mild case of art-history syndrome