Turn ons:

I genuinely love sports—well, I love the idea of sports. I own three matching workout sets that cost a fortune, I watch motivational gym videos on TikTok, and then I do exactly two jumping jacks before deciding I’ve earned a carb-heavy reward. But when I actually drag myself to the gym, I turn into a little beast. My only real competition, though, is racing against the microwave timer to heat up m

Turn offs:

I don't like very sweet or cloying desserts.

About me:

I am a girl on a lifelong mission to collect languages like they’re Pokémon. I’ll happily learn five new verbs in Spanish before breakfast, only to accidentally answer my French colleague in Italian and my Italian friend in German. Duolingo sends me passive-aggressive notifications, and honestly? I’m pretty sure the little green owl is plotting my demise. But hey, at least I can order wine in seven different dialects!