Turn ons:

I knit, embroider, and glue everything that isn't nailed down. My superpower is finding a lost button and turning it into an art piece. I promise not to gift you mittens on a first date (unless they're really hilarious).

Turn offs:

sad and passive people

About me:

I dance everywhere: at home, in the grocery store, even at a red light (drivers, don't be mad). If you see a girl moonwalking in the coffee line — that's probably me.