Turn ons:

If life isn`t making you happy, zip up your pants, lie down here, and I`ll show you.I hope to receive all the love from all of you, from all countries.

Turn offs:

I`m simple, understanding... I need respect in this room. You know, I`m here to please you, but it`s also a job, so you need to do something to keep me here instead of getting kicked out.

About me:

How do you start each day? You know, I may not be able to make your work better, but I`ll certainly help keep your "little friend" happy. When he`s happy, you`ll be more productive.