flipping the pillow to the cold side. elite.
– finding money in my coat pocket. main character energy.
– drinking juice straight from the carton bc why not
– imagining fake interviews where i talk about how successful i am and casually drop wisdom like i’m oprah
Turn offs:
tomatoes on sandwiches. like why are they always wet??
– when my phone dies at 1% even tho it was literally just at 40.
– waiting for water to boil. am i cooking or summoning a spirit?
– group chats with 67 messages and zero useful info. brenda pls stop.
– rain when i actually tried with my hair for once
About me:
Hey I’m Merylin — sweet on the lips, trouble in your hands. I play nice… until I don’t. Love a man who can keep up with my curves, my mind, and my appetite for pleasure. Join me if you’re ready to misbehave🫦💖💋💋
