Turn ons:

flipping the pillow to the cold side. elite. – finding money in my coat pocket. main character energy. – drinking juice straight from the carton bc why not – imagining fake interviews where i talk about how successful i am and casually drop wisdom like i’m oprah

Turn offs:

tomatoes on sandwiches. like why are they always wet?? – when my phone dies at 1% even tho it was literally just at 40. – waiting for water to boil. am i cooking or summoning a spirit? – group chats with 67 messages and zero useful info. brenda pls stop. – rain when i actually tried with my hair for once

About me:

Hey I’m Merylin — sweet on the lips, trouble in your hands. I play nice… until I don’t. Love a man who can keep up with my curves, my mind, and my appetite for pleasure. Join me if you’re ready to misbehave🫦💖💋💋