Turn ons:

Hmmm, I like bad jokes, good food, swimming naked, and that smile you make when you can't do anything but rejoice in the wonder of a moment.

Turn offs:

Entitlement. arbitrary arbiters, people who can't take a joke, people who confuse punches for punchlines.

About me:

Hi! I'm May, even though I was born in June. I want to make your day better.