Turn ons:

I love singing in the shower, but don't worry, you won't hear it because I don't want your ears to get hurt.

Turn offs:

I don't like when pizza comes cold and people don't have a sense of humor. I also can't stand when I run out of coffee and when someone tries to persuade me to go for a morning jog. If you don't mind discussing why cats rule the world, we're on the same page.

About me:

I'm kind and funny. Let's make this world a more positive place together.