Turn ons:

Sharp wit, a teasing smile, and the kind of tension that makes it hard to think straight. If you're predictable, I'm bored.

Turn offs:

Cheap ass men who are always in a hurry.

About me:

Just doing what I do best: keeping things highly entertaining. I'm 90% angel, but that remaining 10% is wild, unfiltered, and entirely unpredictable. I'm a luxury you have to earn, and I have zero-boring-conversations policy. Handle with care, or you might get burned.