Turn ons:

✦ People who get it without needing everything explained. ✦ Deep eye contact. Lazy Sunday mornings. Dirty jokes told with a straight face. ✦ Passion — whether it’s music, ambition, or making me feel wanted. ✦ Candles. Late-night drives. Big hoodies that aren’t mine but somehow end up in my closet. ✦ Boundaries, banter, and being the problem in the best way.

Turn offs:

✦ One-word replies. ✦ People who peak in high school or think jealousy is cute. ✦ Empty compliments, unseasoned food, fake humble energy. ✦ Anyone who thinks “being too much” is a flaw. (Spoiler: I’m not too much — you’re just not enough.) ✦ And if you ghost me, just know I’ll look better in the sequel.

About me:

Hey. I’m Pamela — no, not short for anything, and definitely not someone you’ll forget. I come with soft lips, sharp wit, and a warning label. I’m not here to be “nice.” I’m here to be real, irresistible, and a little dangerous — the kind of girl your ex still stalks and your mom secretly likes.