Turn ons:

My opinion when it comes to pleasure is that you have to use all the senses.

Turn offs:

Let every sentence be filled with filthy words and sounds without restraint. They are the nicest to hear and see on paper, because the dirtiest are the most beautiful.

About me:

You must have been shocked by the dirty things I write to you. You may think my love is a dirty thing. It is, my dear, at times.