Turn ons:

My boredom versus yours

Turn offs:

My non-nude weighs more than your hardcore

About me:

Is this a mistake of nature or genetics' final joke? hese are the chapters I cut out from my diaries.There is no nudity here — only the boredom of someone who changes outfits more often than she changes the prose of her day. And yes — I don't get naked. I get dressed. Think about the difference.